Ok theres this guy (my neighbor) who i see every morning as i walk down my road to get the bus, i swear to god practically everytime i pass him he stops a few seconds later an tells his dog off, i have no idea why, perhaps his dog is flicking me the bird or attempting to piss up the back of my legs?, this happens everyday an ive lived at the place for two years now. I started wondering what might happen if he stopped telling the dog off?, perhaps the dog would tell me off?, perhaps the dog would instruct me to go out an kill!

Then i thought to myself, nah its fine the real son of sam lived alone, ate junk food and his first name was david.

...FUCK