I spoke to tiamond she is moveing to brighton next month, im looking forward to it, she is a real sweety an we laugh a lot. It turns out she we be liveing 5 mins from my house so we will be zipping back an forth all day. she claims to be a great cook, an has a car (that works), an a puncure kit (for my bike), so she may yet fall for my masterplan of 'mobile cooking world domination' through the art of puncture fixing.

Work was fine allthough a little boring at times.Had a chat with my boss told him that moveing up in the company seemed like a joke, so im sure ill be in line for my promotion next week. Well how can you take anyone seriously who spells his name carl with a K just for his image, maybe my mistake he could have foreign parents, you know half polish half pretentious?. We had lunch in the local college canteen (we sneak in an pretend we are teachers or students). the food thier is soooo cheap and sooooo good. Got my haircut an it feels great but looks bad. I swear to god you go to the hairdressers thay put the towel thing around your body, put water in your hair frizz it up into an awful spiked up mohican kinda thing an go round the back to make tea, leaving you with some crazy new wave punk cut in view of the window an 5 people waiting on the seats, with no ways or means of freeing your hands to try an flatten it down. instead just a huge mirror so you cant escape looking at your self looking like an extra from the stray cats an leave you to deal. Those barbers are evil, but i guess id do the same, perks of the job an all, get your kicks while you can.

Chris eubank also drove past, he does this every day, he drives real damn slow an waves an honks his horn to people, i think he thinks they are waveing back but most people either dont know 'who the hell that was' or are used to him doing the same thing every day, its funny though he his kids with him an the older one just lookes plain embarrased (and you thought your parents were bad) damn that poor kid is gonna have the biggest complex when he grows up.

brighton is a strange town, saw paul 'Im not as cool as John an i know it, but the world has to love me anyway' mccartney in a supermarket with heather 'i know paul is not as cool as John, but fuck it johns dead an paul is loaded' mccartney buying weetabix, Allmost got run over by Fatboy slim, Nick cave an Steve coogan live in the same street a few minutes from my house an walking home from work i watched Billy brag an what looked like his parents discussing where they should eat 'italian, hmm we allways have italian'. Trust me you dont get that in newport pagnell, just a travelodge an a 24 hour garage, i guess i must be moveing up .