Ok think of the cutest, sexiest guy or girl in your workplace/class/wherever. You know the kind of person that everyone wants to get to know but acts all cool and calm whenever they are in the room, the odd glance the 'i dont care' shrug, although inside they are watching every move (fantasising about a fantastic fuck in the lifts or wherever) they make and will constantly revise the situation on how to get a foot in the door of a conversation.

Well anyway, we have a girl here where we work, every guy cant help but perv over her, she is that kind of girl, not too girly and annoying but femanine and nice allways well turned out, sweet, perfect genetic body and face, likes to walk around with an 'im as cute as hell' style, but also has the added advantage of a 'im even more cute because i dont even know it' thing she has going on.

Anyway imagine that this morning she came over to the guy next to you to ask for some help with something and as she bends over to do it lets out the loudest gutter arse fart you have ever heard and smelt!. Jesus christ i thought we had missed the three minute warning or something, the guy helping her was holding his mouth to stop himself gagging, me and another girl were just stood there stunned.

Guts drop!, you could of heard a pin drop!

The six of us within polution distance froze and just didnt know what to say, this kind of thing is bad enough as it is with work colleages but even more astounding from the girl with the genetically perfect arse (and im sure that goes for internally as well as externally). I could feel all the girls around me let out a silent sigh of (thank god she is human after all)relief, that this girls 'goddess' status had fallen so ungracefully, and every boy suddenly had to re-evaluate thier current eye candy list and social standing with this girl, it was a funny scene to watch, we all just kind of looked down and carried on with our work, no one speaking, heads down and stunned. Ive never seen this kind of activity in a so called 'beautiful person' before this breed of person is normally seen driveing sports cars and drinking expensive wine at thier athletic boyfriends parents holiday home in the south of france.

Do you think her image will ever be the same again?, do these wounds heal?, i will wait and watch...

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The rest of my day went like this